Offer is actually my first name. My Dad is Israeli, so that isn't totally made up.
A lot of people provide me with quotes. They suggest all kinds of things to say and I do, really, because I'm not very hip at all.
I'm an average American. As I joke, I'm the average Mexican American Jewish Italian mayor of the most diverse city in the world.
If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
I will eat anything Mexican - a sombrero, hacienda... anything. They've perfected the combo of bread items and the grill.
Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.
Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.
Storm, Rain, and Sunshine, huh? (Talon) My mother’s doing. I’m just glad she stopped at three. I was told the next one would have been named Cloudy Day. (Sunshine)
I was born in the back seat of a Yellow Cab in a hospital loading zone and with the meter still running. I emerged needing a shave and shouted 'Time Square, and step on it!'
I like to think I'm one of the least athletic people in real life. I don't do a whole lot when I'm left to my own devices except wield forks and knives.
Humour plays close to the big, hot fire, which is the truth, and the reader feels the heat.
I think my parents were high when they named me.
My wife would probably tell you I'm quite a dark person all the time!
Moses probably danced a little, right? You don't part the Red Sea without having some moves.
