I'm no slouch, but when comparing LeBron's game, I'm usually left out.
I'm still a really shitty programmer, but I know enough to hack a prototype together.
Whatever education I got was from experience and reading. But I also realize I wouldn't pass my friend's sixth-grade class.
You see, I've never really studied acting.
I have a limited intelligence and I've used it in a particular direction.
I know for a fact that I'm problematic. I shouldn't be looked to for any kind of guidance.
I wanted to write a food book, but I'm not a chef or an expert on culinary matters, to put it mildly.
Look somewhere else for someone who can follow you in your researches about numbers. For my part, I confess that they are far beyond me, and I am competent only to admire them.
The Internet has perceived me as this fantastic dancer. I can still do a couple pirouettes, but I am by no means a proper dancer.
Rafferty [Law] plays three or four instruments. He is very gifted. Whereas I pick instruments up and kind of stare at them and go, "I can't ever possibly play this." And I don't!
I can wrestle a little bit, but I'm not Chael Sonnen.
I'm a lousy writer, and it shows when I try to write poetry.
I think that I need to learn a lot, a lot.
I just look at my own life, which is full of error as all life is. I have done plenty of things that I am not proud of.
I was never really good at anything except for the ability to learn.
My musical knowledge is so bad it's embarrassing. When composers discuss music with someone as primitive as myself, they have to talk about it in terms of senses and emotion, rather than keys and tempo.
I cannot say I'm a poet. That's for someone when they take in consideration where they can bestow 'poet' on. I can't do it. But I would be disingenuous if I didn't say that my intention is poetry.
You know, I think I'm the worst player to talk to about statistics.
I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.
My karate skills are very limited. I'm a green belt.
I'm not that musical. I don't really know how a record is produced, and, funnily enough, I don't want to.
I just love music - by no stretch of the imagination am I professionally competent.
I never was a very good singer.
I used to want to be a backup singer. Not a lead singer, because I really can't sing.
Now, my knowledge of photography was terribly limited.
