Hotel Stays Quotes

When I was young, my family used to go and stay in hotels on the south coast in places like Devon. I loved those holidays because they were with my brothers, who were away at school; I really looked forward to them.

Well, we've made some changes on this tour. We're no longer sleeping in the parking lots and swimming in the fountains. We've been staying in hotels most of the way, though I will say some hotels have declined to take us because we're just having too much fun.

It's very natural for me now. A lot of airplanes, a lot of flights, a lot of hotels. Go home to pack and leave. But I'm used to it.

I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

I only watch TV when I go to hotels.

You couldn't get me to go travel around and sit in a hotel room again. I have no interest in doing that. So everybody's happy. I am, at 74. Some people like doing it, but I never was much for that, anyway. It's a lot of work. So the only thing I miss about all of it is the camaraderie of the tour, but that doesn't offset the rest of it.

I realized that I don't like touring. I'll never complain about it because no one wants to hear about a relatively successful musician complain about the hardships of staying in a hotel.

Often there's a BA crew, because half the time we stay at the same hotels, especially in Australia. I can remember spending quite a lot of time with crews around the pool there. They always make themselves known to us.

At the risk of sounding pedestrian, I'll be completely honest: the first thing I do in the morning is check Google News, partially because it seems sort of random and unbiased and partially because I tend to stay in hotels that don't necessarily have the fastest Internet connections.

The worst thing about touring is the travel.

I travel a lot. I spend close to 300 days a year on the road.

I'm based in San Francisco, although I don't usually stay long in one place because we are always moving, we are always on the road. So most of the time, we stay in hotels.

I'm on the road five days a week in a different city every day.

I like unique little boutique hotels, such as Blakes in London.

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

My life has become a series of planes, trains, and automobiles with some occasional downtime at a hotel.

My new favorite thing is to wake up in hotel rooms, and write on the hotel pads. Usually, it's nothing. I leave it in a hotel and get really embarrassed about the maid picking it up, wondering what in the hell I'm talking about.

I used to be a regular college student and now I go all over the country and stay at really nice hotels.

I don't want to spend the next two years in Holiday Inns.

I sleep better on the road than I do at home. I'm used to sleeping in a million different hotels. I'm not home very often, so when I get home, I have things I want to do.

It is expensive to live in hotels, even cheap ones - more expensive than renting.

In its current incarnation in my life touring is a lot of airports and hotels and car services and only OK food.