Hooker Quotes

Only those generals who gain successes can set up dictators. What I now ask of you is military success, and I will risk the dictatorship.

The trouble with General Hooker is that he has his headquarters where his hindquarters ought to be.

When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.

What do hookers do on their nights off, type?

I was a left hooker, and I loved hooking. I also really liked to jab and mix it up right away.

Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing. So do what Homeland Security Dir. Tom Ridge does: Get really drunk, and pick up a hooker.

Know what you did last summer, so I started hookin'

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I am a hooker with a heart of gold.

I still dream about that one opportunity where the Welsh Rugby Union call me up and say, 'We need you.' There is an incredibly talented Welsh hooker called Matthew Rees, so maybe some incredible quirk of misfortune for him would mean I get called up instead.

Life is the best left hooker I ever saw, although some say it was Charlie White of Chicago

Go out and ask her into the alley.” Clay looked at Jeremy as if he’d just been told to dance the rumba on a public thoroughfare. I bit back a laugh. “Just walk over to her and point at the alley. Maybe say…I don’t know…something like ‘fifty bucks.’ ” I looked at Jeremy. “Does that sound right? Fifty?” His brows shot up. “Why are you asking me?” “I wasn’t—I just meant, as a general…” I threw up my hands. “How am I supposed to know how much a hooker costs?

I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way anymore. They leave it on the dresser.

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

Look at the parts the Oscar-nominated actresses played this year: hooker, hooker, hooker, hooker, and nun.