Gold Digger Quotes

Nobody has ever denied that when it comes to his trade - gigolo - John Forbes Kerry is one of the all-time greats. He's in the Gigolo Hall of Fame. See, a really good gigolo might snag one heiress in a lifetime with a nine-figure trust fund. Kerry has married two. When it comes to gigolos, he's Steve Jobs.

I figured my wife was about to start law school. If that whole baseball pitching thing didn't work out, I had something to fall back on. I figure I'd put a ring on her finger. Turns out she was the smart one. Turns out she was the gold digger, not me.

Do not let any sweet-talking woman beguile your good sense with the fascinations of her shape. It's your barn she's after.

Because my man is handsome and successful, that makes me a gold digger? First of all, I pay my own bills, and I still pay my own bills. But if your man is gonna give you a gift, you're gonna accept it. I'm not gonna be like, 'No, can you please take back the Louis Vuitton purse?' Absolutely not.

The trophy wife must be in her 20s to earn the title 'trophy wife.'

Marrying a woman for her money is very much like setting a rat-trap, and baiting it with your own finger.

People say I'm a gold digger, but do you see me wearing gold? No. I'm wearing diamonds.

In my experience, there is a very good reason why a good-looking young woman of around 20 is willing to go out with a man over 15 years her senior - she's nuts.

If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.

A lot of these girls have a goal in life to find a rich guy. I can smell it from a mile away. They won't catch me! I know what they look like. They come with their little Kelly bag and their Rolex and the Louboutin shoes that are slightly too sexy. Shove off! Do you think I'm going to be the next sucker here?

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

I'm not one of those girls who gets with somebody for the jewelry.

I get the gold-digger part six times weekly. I can play those women into the ground, but I don't want someone telling me that's all I can do.

If I was a gold-digger, I would have a lot of money in my bank account. I'd be worth millions and millions.

There is an often-told story that Silicon Valley is filled with women looking to cash in by marrying wealthy tech moguls. Whether there really is a significant number of such women is debatable.