They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they're worse to get on
Never bet your money on another man's game.
The only gambling tip which amounts to anything is to keep out of the game.
Do your worrying before you place your bet, not after the wheel stops turning.
If you mind losing more than you enjoy winning, don't bet.
He that plaies his mony ought not to value it.
Never play tips from "insiders." They can't see the forest for the trees.
I don't play roulette, but it's funny: whenever somebody I know is going to Vegas, I'm like, 'Put it on black.'
I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.
My pappy told me never to bet my bladder against a brewery or get into an argument with people who buy ink by the barrel.
