Funny Remarks Quotes

Just be funny. Funny always goes over well, so try to think of something funny to break the ice rather than being weird or using pickup lines.

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

There's two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it's normally them heckling as part of the show. They're trying to add onto one of your jokes. If someone says something really funny, I've never seen a comedian abuse them, you always sort of tip your hat a little bit if they nail it.

I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.

I wasn't the crazy kid bouncing off the walls, I would just sit back a make comments and I made people laugh.

I don't really hashtag things. Unless I'm talking to somebody and I'm being funny and I say something mean but then I'm like, Hashtag...something that's funny. I like to only hashtag funny things, not real stuff.

I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.

When I say something funny, I don't laugh.

It's usually the funny comments which are the better ones - and they are good for the game.

A lot of times people come up to me saying 'oh my god you can see,' and they think they're the first person to think of that joke, but they're probably the 10,000th one to say that joke.