When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral!
Remember that I wrote a pavane for a dead princess, and not a dead pavane for a princess!
I have been told that I have been played at - my music's been played at funerals, deaths, births, weddings. Weddings, I find very surprising.
On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of London with the principle of the chewing gum dispenser.
So much music in Africa was created for specific moments, written for rituals or for a funeral or for challenges, thousands of years ago, and these rhythms are still used.
The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it.
I played a funeral convention once. York Casket Company pays well, in case anyone's wondering!
I tweeted that I wanted Little Mix's 'Touch' played at my funeral - I think that'd be a great song to send me into the abyss.
The Undertaker's theme isn't really a single, but in terms of eerie music, you can't beat it.
That this city has second lines - it's something I'm proud of. When the bands come back from the cemetery, they'll play something up - something like 'I'll Be Glad When You're Dead (You Rascal You)' - that will bring the people back to life.
