If I want to go to a party with a few male friends, it doesn't mean I'm gay.
My momma will roast my friends all of the time. If you're one of my friends, and you meet my mom for the first time, she will definitely roast you in a polite way. It's just to test your bars.
Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. 'How are you' is a greeting, not a question.
Only those blinded by greed would refuse to let a friend make a copy.
I would never steal a friend's idea for a baby name, ever!
If you cry over a guy, then your friends can't date him. It can't even be considered.
One of the pleasures of staying with friends is that you get to browse their shelves. I always arrive with a book, but I almost never read it. It would be like sitting at their dinner table and opening a packet of sandwiches.
When I go out for dinner with friends, we all put our phones aside and the first person to pick up their phone has to pay the bill.
The amount of missing girls I've had to trace and their family and their friends always say the same thing. 'She was a bright and affectionate disposition and had no men friends'. That's never true. It's unnatural. Girls ought to have men friends. If not, then there's something wrong about them.
Prosecutors say it would be next to impossible to get one teen to testify in court that another had slipped him or her a copied disc at lunchtime. And besides, isn't sharing music a time-honored part of teen friendship?
Even on Facebook, like, I wouldn't share everything with my friends, because that's obnoxious.
I'm never going to apologize for having a lot of guy friends, and I always have. That happens, and I'm not going to live my life where I'm not going to go out and have a coffee or lunch with my guy friends.
