Dont you know... I'm the boggyman."-St. Dane
Santa was a fake.
We wanted to present the Headless Horseman in a new light. That's where the fun comes in, of just diving in.
Firstly, there no such person as Death. Second, Death's this tall guy with a bone face, like a skeletal monk, with a scythe and an hourglass and a big white horse and a penchant for playing chess with Scandinavians. Third, he doesn't exist either.
Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!
By the way, Santa just is white.
He comes off a little like Practical Pig in The Three Little Pigs.
John Barleycorn was a hero bold, Of noble enterprise, For if you do but taste his blood, 'Twill make your courage rise, Twill make a man forget his wo; 'Twill heighten all his joy.
