Fashion Humor Quotes

It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

When somebody asks me who I'm wearing, I always see myself with a BabyBjoern, carrying a little tiny Karl Lagerfeld, like, 'I'm wearing Chanel.'

I met Mel [Brooks] backstage in Anne's [Bancroft] dressing room. He was wearing one of those pea coats, pea jackets that were made famous by the Merchant Marines, and I admired it and he said, "You know, they used to call this a urine jacket, but it didn't sell."

In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.

Yellow looks good with a brown suit, but then, a brown suit never looks good.

Sometimes people have questioned whether I was making fun of the industry or just at myself. I'm just trying to raise a smile. Clothes aren't meant to be worshipped at a church altar.

Dear designer of questionable intent, Please send me a photo of yourself. Please be wearing the knitted pants that you designed. It's not that I don't believe that there is anyone out there thing enough to wear horizontally stripped trousers knit from chunky wool, it's just that I would like to know whether you are deliberately cruel or whether you are the one woman these would look really great on.

I would hate for someone to look at my shoes and say, 'Oh my God! That looks so comfortable!'

Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.

A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

There are three fashion periods: the past, the present and Mae West.

I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.

The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' And as far as fashion is concerned, that's a good thing.

President Obama is in China now for an economic summit in Beijing. The president wore a traditional purple silk shirt along with Chinese President Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin. That's after they taught Putin how to put a shirt ON.

I change clothes at least three times a day. It's the only way I can justify all the shopping I do. Prada to the grocery store? Yes! Gucci to the dry cleaner's? Why not? Dolce & Gabbana to the corner deli? I insist!

There is a lack of humor in fashion. To me, it's always been the fun, cool industry to work in, and I always wanted people to be on my side and see how much fun we really have behind the scenes.

Man Repeller is intended to chronicle all the fashion trends that women love and men hate. I started it because I am woman with a deep appreciation for harem pants. And sometimes blaming clothing on a sad love life is easier than blaming oneself!

I'm obsessed with sparkle for men. It's so funny watching people's reaction to a disco-ball shoe!

I wear a lot of things for fun. Sometimes I'll wear one item that is deliberately stupid because that will make the outfit cool.

Socks and sandals together are absolutely fine, as long as your flares are wide enough to cover your feet.

I'm like every other woman: a closet full of clothes, but nothing to wear: So I wear jeans.

It's terribly easy to be well dressed. It's much more difficult to be badly dressed.

A Birkin bag is a very good rain hat; just put everything else in a plastic bag.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.