fantasy beings Quotes

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

Rose goblins are built like porcupines - if you rub them the right way, you don't have to worry about the spines. They're sort of like people in that regard, too.​

Anyone who doesn't belive in Faeries, isn't worth knowing.

A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And there’s the punch line.

Lovers have lived so long with giants and elves, they won't believe again in their own size.

I don't really like fairies.

Elves are cool, man.

Much evil must befall a country before it wholly forgets the Elves, if once they dwelt there.

I really dislike elves.

In some ways, you know, people that don't exist, are much nicer than people that do.

Unicorns, dragons, witches may be creatures conjured up in dreams, but on the page their needs, joys, anguishes, and redemptions should be just as true as those of Madame Bovary or Martin Chuzzlewit.

I don't believe in faeries!

You really saw some?" Liz said an hour later. Sure, we had the stereo blaring and the shower running, but Liz still whispered, "They really...exist?" "Liz," I whispered back, "they're not unicorns." "No," Bex said flatly, "they're boys. And they're...good.