Fake Relationships Quotes

There have been a few friends who have taught me some great lessons in life. I wouldn't like to name them. They did things that I never expected out of them that left me heart-broken. It was during these rough patches in life that they left me alone. I know now that it was only my position that they were interested in.

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.

Those of us with ravaged faces, lacking in the social graces, desperately remained at home, inventing lovers on the phone.

People think Selena and The Weeknd are dating for publicity, and that's not how things works. These are real human beings. They don't just date to get more famous. They're already the most famous artists!

Do you enjoy holidays with your family? I don't mean your mom and dad family, but your uncle and aunt and cousin family? Personally, I do. There are several reasons for this. First, I am very interested and fascinated by how everyone loves each other, but no one really likes each other. Second, the fights are always the same.

I don't think there is a single character in 'The Graduate' that is not a phony, to one degree or another, except Benjamin and Elaine, and only in the scenes when they are alone together.

Whats nice about my dating life is that I dont have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: Im marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day.

There is less plastic in Tupperware factory than our film industry. People with plastic smile and plastic heart.

There are three things in life I really don't like: Rice pudding. Social climbers - you know, hang-ons! And the photo shoot!

It occured to me the other day that I've made out with more people on camera than I have in real life!

True friends appear less moved than counterfeit.

When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke?

My friends were raised by their maids. They didn't see their fathers, who used to travel for work, and there were facades of family vacations. I have grown up to be completely intolerant of fake relationships. That's because of how my parents were.

They are only after my money, they are nothing for me.

People try constantly to use me, and I hate it.

I don't like it when people act extra-familiar and pretend that they are my best friends when they are actually not.

Everybody cheats on the Kardashians.

I don't understand 'The Only Way Is Essex' and 'Made in Chelsea': the way they pretend there's no camera. I cannot fathom the attraction.

50 and I are extremely close, so all that social media drama? It's just for the show.

She kissed her way into society. I don't like her. But don't misunderstand me: my dislike is purely platonic.

In day-to-day life, there's so much that's calculated: so many fake, surface-level interactions that don't amount to anything.

No one has a closest friend in Hollywood.

The modern ease of catfishing has had the tangential effect of growing a cottage industry of websites offering the services of fake Internet girlfriends.

If you look around, 90 percent of marriages are cliches - people aren't genuinely happy even if they look happy together.