I was ashamed to admit I was hipped to the idea of acting. That's why I started in with the props.
Oh, sure, I love boxing.
It's still thrilling, even if my work is something that people even pretend they're interested in on a first date or at a cocktail party.
Marco Rubio announced he's running for president. Fun fact: Marco Rubio's wife is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. In other words, she knows how to generate fake enthusiasm for someone who's not going to win.
At his campaign launch, Donald Trump apparently paid extras $50 to cheer for him at the rally. Trump said, 'Usually when I pay a person to like me, it's my wife.'
Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
It was tough when people would say, "Aren't you so excited?" about the new show and I couldn't really say, "Yes, well, I'm going through a divorce right now, too."
Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is - that of an overpaid clerk
Now and again I'll bump into people and say, 'I'm a big fan of yours. Would you like to be in my sitcom?' And they say, 'Oh yes,' but when it comes to the booking, they don't want to do it.
Do you know people who insist they like 'all kinds of music'? That actually means they like no kinds of music.
Trying to sound good at 10 A.M. is the worst.
Oh, how desperately bored, in spite of their grim determination to have a Good Time, the majority of pleasure-seekers really are!
Faked enthusiasm is worse than bad acting - it is bad acting with the intent to deceive.
It is dishonest the way that people suddenly think they've found guitars, and wear their guitar as a badge.
I never say too much about that in public interviews, because it disappoints the public to tell them you're not that crazy about a property you did that possibly they liked.
Mmm. O positive, my favorite.
Our politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.
To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.
