If I had to perform in a comedy club I would bomb; I would be trying too hard.
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
I started out to be a sex fiend, but I couldn't pass the physical.
Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.
It happens to the best of them. You lay off singing and your throat gets out of practice. No excuses. I blew it.
I find the worst audition is the no audition.
