Let's have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle.
I would never go to a gym. How could I do it? So I tried to do it in my house and it doesn't work.
I hate working out - I have to mentally push myself through it. I can get very whiny, saying things like, 'I can't do it!'
I can't run on treadmills; they drive me nuts.
The horse on the treadmill may be very discontented, but he is not disposed to tell his troubles, for he cannot stop to talk.
I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literally a pain in the arse, so I dont use it.
I'm a bit bored of going to the gym! I'm like, 'Someone put me out of my misery - I can't do this anymore!'
