I enjoy lifting weights more than I enjoy getting on the treadmill to run.
Jumping rope is better than running because it engages the whole body.
If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again.
I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.
Jumping jacks are easier to do than crawling jacks.
In yoga, you hold the positions, whereas in dance, you're constantly moving, extending, reaching through the legs and arms, which helps build long, lean muscles as opposed to shorter, tighter ones.
I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to real sex
If your goal is to look different, you'll see results faster with strength training than with cardio alone.
Biking takes so much time. You need three hours to get in a good ride. In one hour, you can get in a good run.
A yoga session is harder than a football practice easily for me. Probably in some ways just as intense, not from a physical standpoint of hitting ,but from a game, the intensity is the same.
