Entertainment Duration Quotes

I don't like extremely long movies. I tend to get a bit impatient. There are definitely exceptions, like 'Lawrence of Arabia,' but for the most part, I feel that movies should usually be shorter and not longer.

It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour.

Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows where the sketch goes on for five minutes. It's like, "I get it! I'm already bored. I did like the joke, but I don't anymore, because you went on too long."

No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke.

Most of our shows are about two and a half hours long.

I think movies are too long.

I'm attracted to short screenplays. Nobody really wants a film to be over two hours, or at least I don't.

Certainly a curtain has never fallen too soon for me. Every play is too long, even the short ones. Every concert, every film, every television programme the same.

Why would you have a seven-hour show? The fans are going to be so tired halfway through the show.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

I like four-hour movies.