I am very good at keeping secrets, except when I am drunk, when I will tell you absolutely anything.
Alcohol tells truth, but its truth is not normal.
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
It amused me to think that one can tell the truth when one is drunk and nobody will believe it.
The sober devil can hide his cloven hoof; but when the devil drinks he loses his cunning and grows honest.
Whatsoever is in the heart of the sober man, is in the mouth of the drunkard.
