WOMAN, n. An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.
The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
My idea of horses is from when I grew up on a farm. They were big, and they were dumb.
The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man.
GNU, n. An animal of South Africa, which in its domesticated state resembles a horse, a buffalo and a stag. In its wild condition it is something like a thunderbolt, an earthquake and a cyclone.
Alpacas are very endearing, and they all have very different personalities.
The horse, the noblest, bravest, proudest, most courageous and certainly the most perverse and infuriating animal that humans ever domesticated
