Domestic abilities Quotes

I'm good with furniture, very bad with plants.

Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between.

I'd love to do more woodworking, and maybe will someday, but I wasn't brought up in that environment. My wife is better at woodworking, and most around-the-house skills, than I am.

Every so often I would look at my women friends who were happily married and didn't cook, and I would always find myself wondering how they did it. Would anyone love me if I couldn't cook? I always thought cooking was part of the package: Step right up, it's Rachel Samstat, she's bright, she's funny and she can cook!

I found out my husband can cook!

In real life I'm a poor dressmaker and a terrible cook, anything in fact but the perfect wife.

If I didn't do this well, I just wouldn't have anything to do... I can't cook, and I'd be a terrible housewife.

I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I didn’t have a boyfriend, much less a husband. And I wasn’t a big financial success. I could live with all those failings as long as I knew that once in a while I looked really hot.