Dog Intelligence Quotes

The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.

My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you server contact with your mothers.

Dalmatians are not only superior to other dogs, they are like all dogs, infinitely less stupid than men.

Where are the dogs?" I asked. "At training," he said. "I have a friend who's an expert dog trainer, and he's giving them some stealth lessons. He used to work for a local K-9 unit." I didn't think it was in the Chihuahua genetic code to ever be stealthy.

Sometimes you're sure dogs have some secret, superior intelligence, and other times you know they're only their simple, goofy selves.

I bring my dogs on set with me, and my little dog Karoo is smart as a whip. She knows where the craft-services food tables are, so anytime I can't find her, I know she has found her way to that area. She's a funny dog.

You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.

I worked with a couple of chocolate Labradors, which were a lot of fun. Very excitable. They're cute.

Anyone who has a dog knows that they have some very deep thoughts, that they have moods and emotions, they get their feelings hurt. It's not a far reach to give them opinions and values and long-term desires.

I've read that an average dog possesses a vocabulary of 200-300 words, which is enough for him to have his own Twitter account.

At home I have a Tibetan terrier. I'm still not sure if he's a genius or very thick. It's a fine line.

I love dogs. I think dogs are way smarter. Maybe I can be the dog spokesman for the rock world. There are a lot of cat people making rock music.

The difference between the smartest dog and the stupidest man - say a Tennessee Holy Roller - is really very small.