Hilary Swank Quotes

I do not know what the cat can have eaten. Usually I know exactly what the cat has eaten. Not only have I fed it to the cat, at the cat's insistence, but the cat has thrown it up on the rug, and someone has tracked it all over onto the other rug. I do not know why cats are such habitual vomiters. They do not seem to enjoy it, judging by the sounds they make while they are doing it. It's their nature. A dog is going to bark. A cat is going to vomit.

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity.

Great men have always had dogs.

Dogs are our link to paradise.

A big dog tends to be much more at ease with kids and gentle with them than a little one that's always yelping.

The dog which remembers only to bark and not to bite, and is led through the streets as a lady's pet, is only a degenerate wolf.

Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you server contact with your mothers.

My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.

Lo, when two dogs are fighting in the streets, With a third dog one of the two dogs meets; With angry teeth he bites him to the bone, And this dog smarts for what that dog has done.

I love dogs. I grew up with dogs in my family from the time that I was a little boy; we always had German Shepherds and Labradors. I get on very well with dogs, they trust me.

I'd be happy to have my biography be the stories of my dogs. To me, to live without dogs would mean accepting a form of blindness.

That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

I love both the way a dog looks up to me and a cat condescends to me.

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?

My dogs, the only creatures on the planet marked by my singular nurturing imprint, have all turned out to be rude and self-absorbed. In all likelihood, if they were children instead of dogs, I would have foisted more Charlie Sheens or Kardashians onto our crumbling culture.

I saw a great Newfoundland dog the other day sitting in front of a mirror at the entrance to a shop in Regent's Circus, and examining himself with an amount of smug satisfaction that I have never seen equaled elsewhere outside a vestry meeting.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.

I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.

All my dogs have been scamps and thieves and troublemakers and I've adored them all.

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house.

People who wish to salute the free and independent side of their evolutionary character acquire cats. People who wish to pay homage to their servile and salivating roots own dogs.