Diet Frustration Quotes

I hate dieting.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.

I did every diet: Atkins. Cabbage-soup diet. Dean Ornish. But I couldn't live the rest of my life like a rabbit.

It is so discouraging to have your weight yo-yo.

The diet is a twisted, noxious thing, all tortured abstinence and short-term fraud. I speak from bitter experience. As a restaurant critic, I eat to live and live to eat. And having a toxic aversion to exercise, there is little to prevent the inevitable bulging of my gut. Hence the need for the occasional diet.

Diets - the ultimate empty promise perpetuating the same cycle over and over again. We've all been victims of yo-yo dieting. We stick to some diets longer than others, but c'mon, just how much cabbage soup can a person eat?

I tried every diet under the sun and none of them worked but, more importantly, they were robbing me of my love of food.