Diaper Duty Quotes

I'm still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it.

When you become a parent, you start loving diapers.

Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me.

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it.

I'm a childless woman, yet I felt no maternal urges whatsoever. The prospect of years of broken nights and nappy changes holds no appeal for me.

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!

As any parent knows, sharing diaper duty sure beats changing them all yourself.

It's really easy to be grounded again when you get back home, and you sing in front of 20,000 people a night, and your wife hands you the kids and tells you it's your turn to be on diaper duty and take out the trash. So it's easy to keep things in perspective when things like that happen.

I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each. So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.

I take a little pride in my diaper-changing, actually.