My mom said giving birth was the most excruciating thing she's ever gone through in her life. So...if [a cesarean] doesn't happen, I'll be like, 'Epidural, please!' Hopefully my athletic abilities will take over.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Releasing an album on a major label is like sending a package through Fed Ex. You know that it'll get there, and you know that it'll get there on time.
Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'
Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.
The energy that gets the baby in is the energy that gets the baby out.
Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable to driving a United Parcel truck through an inner tube.
From conception to delivery, it has been a great experience. I was determined to give a natural birth.
The product supply chain, from source material to store, is an organizing map for delivering human rights.
Service is how product is delivered - the technical aspect.
I understand shipping - you have to expect to pay for the stamps or for the freight company - but what's this handling they always have? How much does handling cost, anyway? I don't want a lot of people handling something I'm going to buy before I get it. How much would it cost if you didn't handle it before you sent it to me?
When I have an idea, I'm like a pregnant woman. I just have to deliver.
There is no way out of the experience except through it, because it is not really your experience at all but the baby's. Your body is the child's instrument of birth.
The public is interested in the service it receives, not the mechanism that delivers it.
