Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep.
One of the most humbling gigs I've ever had was I was paid by a neighbor to go get a dead bird out of her house. She was kind of a high up in the music business, and she knew that I needed cash, and I used to do some yard work for her.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.
You'd been petting a stuffed dog?' she said 'A dead one?' 'It was a really well stuffed dog' I clarified. 'I have seen some bad taxidermy. This was top-notch work. It would have fooled anyone.
The guy has to kill the spider and get the dead mouse outta the pool.
What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man is Smoking a Five-Cent Cigar.
I've never worn fur, either. I'm a naturally squeamish person, and fur smells like dead animal to me.
The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
"To Parlin's mind, nothing showed affection like a hunk of something dead and bleeding on the table.
I spent most of my youth hauling sides of beef and pork to my father's shop. Carrying you is far more enjoyable." "How sweet," Annabelle mumbled sickly, her eyes closed. "Every woman dreams of being told that she's preferable to a dead cow.
