Culinary Disasters Quotes

I saw you put rice in a toaster once," said Mae. "I was there when made the tin of beans explode." "It was faulty," Jamie protested, his eyes shifty. " I am sure of this.

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

I know it sounds funny, but every time I have a disaster in the kitchen, it knocks my confidence level a little bit more, and I feel annoyed with myself that I can't do better.

I love to cook. But I'm a bit rubbish. I tend to start something and then dip into a book or have a conversation and come back and everything's burnt.

When I was trying to impress Kate, I was trying to cook these amazing fancy dinners and what would happen was I would burn something, something would overspill, something would catch on fire and she would be sitting in the background trying to help, and basically taking control of the whole situation, so I was quite glad she was there at the time.

I can't cook to save my life. I'm a disaster.

Lately it has become more and more difficult to attend dinner parties without the evening ending in gunfire or tapioca.

Cooking is a dangerous thing for me. I'm pretty inept in the kitchen.

If I have committed any culinary atrocities, please forgive me.

I learned that on kids' shows, you have to eat a lot of stuff. A lot of the humor comes from food and gross-out humor.