Crude Language Quotes

I saw some amazing, beautiful, invigorating parts of America, but I saw some dark parts of America, an ugly side of America, a side of America that rarely sees the light of day. I refer, of course, to the anus and testicles of my co-star, Ken Davitian.

Vulgarity is, in reality, nothing but a modern, chic, pert descendant of the goddess Dullness.

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.

I think obviously the 'Harold and Kumar' stuff is trying to lean head first into the raunch.

If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.

Vulgarity is no substitute for wit.

I don't think anyone in this country wants to hear anything about President Trump from below the waist, below the belt.

What is lofty can be said in any language. What is mean should be said in none.

Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.

I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.

Vulgarism in language is the distinguishing characteristic of bad company, and a bad education. A man of fashion avoids nothing with more care than that. Proverbial expressions, and trite sayings, are the flowers of the rhetoric of vulgar man.

I can swear like a fishwife.

I draw the line at filth and crude language. It seems to be an excuse for not being funny.

There are people in this administration who say they don't care if the UN sinks under the East river, and other crude things.