I hate Spanx.
That makes me think of spandex-covered football players. It's not me. I'm in rhinestones and velvet, not spandex.
Spanx are amazing. Thank you to the inventor of that.
No, they're nice guys. They wear girdles, but they're nice guys.
I have to wear six pairs of speedos when I run.
I couldn't figure out what to wear under my clothes. The body shapers were too thick at the time.
I have Spanx on. Always! I have to wear them all the time!
DiscomfortWear™, shapewear designed to eliminate rills, ripples, and muffin tops. In some cases known to eliminate circulation and breathing. If you’re not uncomfortable, it’s not DiscomfortWear™.
You will never catch me in a dress without a pair of Spanx and a bra.
