Child Comparison Quotes

People are really happier with friends than they are with their families or their spouse or their child.

I look at my books the way parents look at their children. The fact that one becomes more successful than the others doesn't make me love the less successful one any less.

The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.

After working for years in Hollywood where the actors have taken over, it was a real relief to get down there and not only have some children, but also have some actors that had no attitude.

Three English bulldogs count for one kid.

One child must never be set above another, even in casual conversation, not to mention in speeches that circle the globe.

Wasn't growing catnip in one's yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children?

I discovered when I had a child of my own that I had become a biased observer of small children. Instead of looking at them with affectionate but nonpartisan eyes, I saw each of them as older or younger, bigger or smaller, more or less graceful, intelligent, or skilled than my own child.

Killing a stag is like killing a child.

Whenever someone says to my mum: 'How's your son doing?' she says: 'Which one?' If you're a parent, you're not going to go: 'Oh I'll concentrate on the famous one.'

It's interesting having a son. Someone told me that it's good when you have a son first because when you have a daughter first and then a son, you think your son's slow. A lot of parents freak out because they've seen a daughter progress so quickly, and they think their male child is, like, damaged. But boys are just naturally slow.

Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.

We all know how tough children are with toys. It turns out grownups are much worse.