Attila the Hen.
Referring to British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher:
Pride's chickens have bonny feathers, but they are an expensive brood to rear. They eat up everything, and are always lean when brought to market.
I began raising chickens primarily for their eggs, but over the years, I've also grown fond of caring for them and learning about their many different breeds and varieties.
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden.
I like collecting chickens.
If you eat a chicken wing or a chicken tender in some parts of the country, I probably supplied it.
Different types of chicken come at different price points. Filets are going to be more expensive. If it's bone-in and skin-on it's going to be less expensive.
On my days off I pick up our chicken's eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five lovely chicks. And no, we won't be eating any of them for Christmas dinner.
You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch.
I have four Rhode Island Red hens. I get two eggs from them a day. They're feathered dustbins that eat leftover food and weeds, and they're easy to look after - I throw some grain at them in the morning, take the eggs and that's it. I love the sound of clucking.