Cereal Box Quotes

Philosophy is talk on a cereal box.

Someone asked how I feel about Captain Crunch. I'm capable of eating an entire box of it without any milk. It is a sweet taste that is indescribable. Captain Crunch is its own flavour.

There’s only 4 cents of wheat in Wheaties and you can get more fiber by eating the box.

Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.

You know you've made it to the big time when you're on a cereal box.

With Hulk, I don't agree with all his choices, but you know what, I don't hear people saying all the great things he does. When he was on the Wheaties box, all those kids that said their prayers and took their vitamins, I don't hear them saying that.

I love the fact that, one time, my face was on the back of a cereal box - probably 3-CPO's - and it was a mask where you cut out the eye holes and put a string through the side. It makes me feel like I'm 11 years old all over again.