Camel Quotes

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

Saudi women used to drive camels and journey at night among men. What is the difference between a camel and a car?

A lot of the Arabs are upset with Sadat. He has to be careful every morning when he starts his camel.

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.

I visited the set [of Allied] a few times, and it was a great set to visit. A lot of it was in West London, in an old Gillette factory. You'd go into the factory through the security, and then there were a lot of camels and goats. Most sets are really dull, but this was fantastic.

Rely on Allah but tie your camel.

It's the oasis," said the camel driver. "Well, why don't we go there right now?" the boy asked. "Because we have to sleep.

Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel.' Sign in Skardu

The camel is an ugly animal, seen from above. Its shoulders slope formless like a sack, its silly little ears and fluff of bleached curls behind them have a respectable, boarding-house look, like some faded neatness that dresses for propriety but never dressed for love.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

There's a joke that I do where I make fun of myself for being bow-legged, and I compare myself to a camel and how a camel walks and sits, and that has become a joke that people - when I deliver that joke, people are in tears.

Expediency is a law of nature. The camel is a wonderful animal, but the desert made the camel.

I can go eight days without a drink—but who wants to be a camel.

A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel.

I heard someone say that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into heaven. I decided to sculpt camels in a needle.

A camel is a horse designed by committee.

The most repulsive thing you could ever imagine is the inside of a camel's mouth. That and watching a girl eat octopus or squid.

The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?