Maybe one day there will be a snooker pin-up calendar if we all get in shape. I would be up for that, get some spray tan going.
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!
What's good about March? Well, for one thing, it keeps February and April apart.
Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out.
The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the offseason.
You're as young as your dreams, not as old as your calendar
When Moses was alive, these pyramids were a thousand years old. Here began the history of architecture. Here people learned to measure time by a calendar, to plot the stars by astronomy and chart the earth by geometry. And here they developed that most awesome of all ideas - the idea of eternity.
Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.
Thursday? Oh no, it can't be! It's too gruesome.
NBC is working with a team of astrophysicists to create a new day of the week.
We parcel up time into years and months and days because without compartmentalisation the tundra of time is impossible to navigate.
I've got absolutely no real perception, properly, of time.
Not knowing my birthday had never seemed strange. I knew I'd been born near the end of September, and each year I picked a day, one that didn't fall on a Sunday because it's no fun spending your birthday in church.
It's June second, he told himself. Try to remember that. This is New York, and tomorrow will be June third. If all goes well, the following day will be the fourth. But nothing is certain.
Before we invented civilization our ancestors lived mainly in the open out under the sky. Before we devised artificial lights and atmospheric pollution and modern forms of nocturnal entertainment we watched the stars. There were practical calendar reasons of course but there was more to it than that. Even today the most jaded city dweller can be unexpectedly moved upon encountering a clear night sky studded with thousands of twinkling stars. When it happens to me after all these years it still takes my breath away.
The Tezuman priests have a sophisticated calendar and an advanced horology," quoted Rincewind. "Ah," said Eric, "Good." "No," said Rincewind patiently. "It means time measurement." "Oh.
I never know what day it is. Never, ever, ever.
Nobody can hide their birthdays anymore, so there's no point in lying.
Sometimes people have said that Islam, in its own calendar, is still only in the Middle Ages.
The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar.
I'm very antischedule. Except for board meetings, I don't really schedule things or keep a calendar. I think appointments are caustic to creativity.
There isn't a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.
Too many people, when they get old, think that they have to live by the calendar.
