After I had this idea to be Bill Nye the Science Guy, I wore straight ties the first couple times, and then I got this thing going and I started wearing bow ties.
A gentleman can never have too many bow ties.
Conducting" is when you draw "designs" in the nowhere-with a stick, or with your hands-which are interpreted as "instructional messages" by guys wearing bow ties who wish they were fishing.
You can't dribble on bow ties.
I just always wear bows. I always love bows, and it's always been my thing.
As a southern man, there's two things I'm definitely not scared of: bow ties and white pants.
I like bow ties, and I certainly spent a lot of time defending them.
