You should only attempt to borrow from those who have but few of this world's goods, as their chests are not of iron, and they are, besides, anxious to appear wealthier than they really are.
I, who ne'erWent for myself a begging, go a borrowing,And that for others. Borrowing's much the sameAs begging; just as lending upon usuryIs much the same as thieving.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
What you lend is lost; when you ask for it back, you may find a friend made an enemy by your kindness. If you begin to press him further, you have the choice of two things - either to lose your loan or lose your friend.
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him
I feel about lending a book the way most fathers feel about their daughters living with a man out of wedlock.
Borrow my umbrellas, my clothes, my money, and I will likely not think of them again. But borrow my books and I will be on your track like a bloodhound until they are returned.
I've borrowed tons of jewelry. Most people [in Hollywood] do. But it's your responsibility to keep track of it.
When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.
When a man is going to try and borrow money, it is wise to look prosperous
When you borrow a man's car, always return it with a tank of gas.
