A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.
How about this, have you ever farted so hard you shivered?
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home.
I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.
I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story.
Mockery be damned, my urine looked delicious.
