Boastful Claim Quotes

Remember those great speeches MacArthur made from the Philippines? I wrote all those.

You know, my Uber driver rating is 10,000. People tell me it's the best rating. It's fantastic, believe me.

I'm The Legend Killer, Shawn! Why? 'Cause I kill Legends!

I hospitalized a rock, killed a brick...I'm so bad I make medicine sick!

It has long been my boast that I can read or eat anything. But unfortunately, although I eat like a Hoover, I read so slowly that I am always on the smart book three years after everyone else has finished.

My shoes are worth more......than your house!

Couple of artists got words for me, that's never fun. They say it's on when they see me, that day don't ever come.

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

Why, I just shake the buildings out of my sleeves.

They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ass than most.

I invented every shot that has ever been played.

I want to dunk on Kevin Hart.

I'm the son of Jupiter, I'm a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. I slew the Trojan sea monster, I toppled the black throne of Kronos, and destroyed Titan Krios with my own hand. And now I'm going to destroy you Porphyrion, and feed you to your own wolves." "Wow, dude," Leo muttered, "You been eating red meat?

My diet is probably better than just about anybody's.

Back in my day in the WWF oh.. the WW EEEEE, we had it all. We had Garbage men, we had clowns, we had them all. But we had one thing that was real, and that was me

I produce the most exciting matches with pretty much any person on the roster. Pick any guy on the roster, and I can tell you a match I had with them that people can still remember.

I told Khaled you the best but I'm the bestest. Better run for cover if your name is on my checklist.

I could throw 56-pound words clear across the Grand Canyon. As a matter of course, I went into politics.

You know my wife, she's 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up.

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.

I'm so fast I run through a hurricane and not get wet. George Foreman is gonna pay me a dept.

Tell that boy Drake he don't want it with me in 'Fortnite.'