Beard Styles Quotes

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

Phil has the classic, mature beard. Jase's is kind of red - it's weird, like him! Jep grooms his the most: He's got all these special lotions and perfumes that he puts on.

Come on, man, I got a full beard!

I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and can't see otherwise.

I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine. And when I make out with a dude who has a beard - who are the only kinds of dudes I make out with - then my glitter gets stuck in their beards, and then no other chick will make out with them for at least three days.

I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine.

Safety razors make it hard to grow beards in America: America would be a better place if there were a few bearded, savage, terrible old men.

Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial.

As to the whiskers, having never worn any, do you not think people would call it a piece of silly affectation if I were to begin it now?

When I was in my early twenties, I used to grow all sorts of very weird beards. All of them awful in retrospect. I had Civil War beards for a while, then Mennonite beards.

How can a young man like to wear a beard?