Bathroom Renovation Quotes

All that chatter you hear from yuppie parents at the playground about how expensive it is to 'do' bathrooms? It's all true. Every word, and worse.

Bathrooms are, on a square foot basis, the most expensive room in the house to renovate. If you want to test your heart's fitness, try shopping for simple bathroom faucets. Add in the cost of the required valves, mixers and trims, and you may need reviving when you see the tally!

If I ever buy a house and redo the bathroom, I'm putting urinals in there.

I remember getting a toilet in our house. I remember sharing a bedroom with my sister, and my little sister was sleeping in my mom and dad's room.

There are a million studies that say the money you put into a kitchen and bath update you get back. That's one of those places you can't go wrong. It can be as simple as updating counters and a backsplash.

One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath.

I'm actually thinking about getting back to being a bath tub. I don't think anyone's ever quite segued into that.

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style.

I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living.

Where do you get lumpy tiles? Well, of course, you don't. But I get a lot of toilets, and so you just dispatch a toilet with a hammer, and then you have lumpy tiles.