I got the name from my grandma because when I was a baby, she used to call me jittery. I used to move around real fast.
Everything a baby does strikes a parent as the most magical thing he/she has ever seen.
Grandad has a long and earnest conversation with his grandchild. He says, you are noisy and wiggly and will be sent back if you don't pull herself together....The baby smiles complacently. She has him exactly where she wants him.
If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others.
Our eyes and brains pretty consistently like some human forms better than others. Shown photos of strangers, even babies look longer at the faces adults rank the best-looking.
Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.
Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede.
The biggest baby takes the most attention.
Babies aren't savages. Toddlers understand language long before they can talk.
I was very naughty, even as a baby.
Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless.
I'm such a baby if I even get a flu.
Sometimes she wants her pacifier, and other times, she doesn't even want it near her. She's very strong and determined. She's always trying to stand, and she was born with her eyes open, so she's ready to go.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.
