I'm not here to perform. I'm here to sign autographs. You have to wait till I come back with my own hand.
If I had unlimited funds, wall space and storage, I would collect a lot more things, like 'Planet of the Apes,' 'Star Wars,' science fiction stuff, autographs, and prop guns and weapons. I have to draw the line somewhere.
People recognize me all the time now, and there's lots of autograph hunting and smiling. But then I get to play gigs, which are amazing. It's a good job.
Autograph-hunting is the most unattractive manifestation of sex-starved curiosity.
Oh, the most fun thing I've ever been asked to autograph was breasts.
I mean, autographs are so funny. I don't think it's good to encourage that sort of thing. Why do people want to have an autograph? What does it do for you?
Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.
The thrill of autograph collecting is getting close to a world you're not part of.
I wasn't the kind of person that liked waiting for autographs or following them, I just liked to go to the shows, study their records, driving many, many hours to different states to go to concerts.
When some guy shows up with a shopping bag full of records and CD's and wants me to sign every one plus fifteen pieces of blank paper I wonder what the hell is he doing with all of that?
As a kid growing up in California, I collected autographs.
