OK, boys; let's go make a withdrawal.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
The only thing useful banks have invented in 20 years is the ATM.
If you go to an ATM for a hundred dollars and it keeps spitting twenties, when would you walk away? When it wasn't spitting twenties no more. As long as you can take the money out, you'd stay there. That's what the wrestling business is like.
I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, 'Got it!' And then I run away.
When I need to go to my bank, I'll do television.
I've never gotten cash out of a machine. I use my credit cards, so I don't need to do that.
I'm the priest who has been mistaken for an ATM machine.
You stick a credit card in a machine, and you pay $3 or whatever it is to get cash - your own money.
