Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Brabling Curres never want torne eares.
There are many ways to deal with annoying coworkers, but obviously the most effective way is to picture them as rappers. Picturing your coworkers as rappers makes you laugh and provides a helpful nickname that can be used when talking about them behind their backs.
A friend had commented once that Neal had a gift for making someone want to punch him just for saying hello.
I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.
Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?
As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.
On a train, why do I always end up sitting next to the woman who's eating the individual fruit pie by sucking the filling out through the hole in the middle?
Because I travel so much, my biggest pet peeve is dealing with travelers - the travelers who can't figure things out. My pet peeve is people who just have no idea how to travel.
Some people come up to me and say "You know, in Italy, it's pronounced Ber-beel-lia" And I say "Well, here in America, you're annoying..."
For the most part, I don't like people who soapbox.
I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.
It's ridiculous, the people I get to work with.
A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.
Of all bores, the worst is the sparkling bore.
Bad roads and indifferent inns, ... the continual converse one is obliged to have with the vilest part of mankind - innkeepers, post-masters, and custom house officers.
I like bothering people and stirring things up.
A bore finds it easy to start talking, and even easier to get others to stop listening.
I am not the most annoying person to bring to a movie 'cause I basically hold it in and write about it later or tweet about it. The most annoying people to bring to movies, I think we all agree, are those who read the book first.
I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding.
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front of me.
All men love to talk about themselves, even the ones who are completely buggers.
I would rather take hellebore than spend a conversation with a good, little man.
I've become one of those annoying people who brings their own food on to planes.
People are basically irritating. Myself included.
