If you really want to torture me, sit me in a room strapped to a chair and put Mariah Carey's records on.
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
Clarinet n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
Rap is just to me very annoying.
It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth are rotting when I listen to the radio.
The game Rock Band has been haunting me like a bad ring tone. It gets stuck in my head and momentarily effaces all that I love about music.
There are none so deaf as those listening to ‘All by Myself’ over and over and over again.
It's hard to play with a bagpipe player. It's like an exotic bird. I love the sound, it's like strangling a goose.
He flipped the dail, and I crossed my arms over my chest as some vaguely European-sounding band sang about how video had killed the radio star. I wished someone would kill this radio.
There's nothing worse than being stuck with a bad song.
