I do have to give it up for Sarah Palin on one account. She is brave.
Sarah Palin's a quitter.
I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.
I don't know Gov. Palin. I've certainly seen her, since she came on the scene, you know, running with John McCain.
Sarah Palin's book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you.
Sarah Palin met the wombshifter! Old Sarah and the wombshifter.
Sarah Palin. Remember Sarah Palin? She is adorable. She is back on the campaign trail. Really. She's going to campaign in the Senate runoff in Georgia. As soon as she finds out where Georgia is.
[Sarah] Palin is solidifying her status as a bona fide American cultural heroine.
You know, Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska, you know that. And she's a lifelong member of the National Rifle Association. So great, is what I'm thinking, another vice president that shoots a drinking buddy; just get ready.
Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is stepping down. She will no longer be the Governor of Alaska. First thing, she woke up and went out on her porch and waved goodbye to Russia.
I have the greatest appreciation for Governor [Sarah] Palin and her family. There's great joy to know them.
I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She looks like the nurse who weighs you and then makes you sit alone in your underwear for 20 minutes ... She looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench ... She looks like the hygienist who makes you feel guilty about not flossing ... She looks like the relieved mom in a Tide commercial.
Sarah Palin is a compelling political figure.
What about Sarah Palin. Donald Trump had suggested she would be in his cabinet if he won. Is she going to be in?
I know Gov. Palin is a classy lady and has her head on straight.
Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?
I got all the Sarah Palin I need for one lifetime.
Americans have gotten to know Sarah Palin. They know that she's a role model to women and other - and reformers all over America. She's a reformer.
Once a popular Alaska governor with a modest record of accomplishment, Palin could conceivably revive her reputation in this era of short memories. But it's hard to imagine her name atop the GOP ballot in 2016, when a cast of heavyweights who sat out 2012 will be vying for the nomination.
Sarah Palin's real quality is that she is her own best creation.
Palin is smart, politically skilled, courageous and likable. Her convention and debate performances were impressive.