Airport Hassle Quotes

Wherever I can get a fast track, I'll try to because I can't stand the airport experience. If you can afford priority boarding, then do it. Nobody wants an unpleasant experience before it starts.

And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going on.

I just heard about a woman in Germany who just gave birth to a baby boy named "Jihad." Or as the TSA put it, "Hope you like Amtrak!

I am starting to hate airports and the whole business of getting onto the plane. It all takes so long I want to scream.

I don't like getting patted down and taking off my shoes at the airport.

If I had a superpower, it would be to teleport. The idea of seeing the world in one day is exciting, but the thought of not checking bags almost moves me to tears.

I think arriving at or departing from any airport in America is just horrendous these days.

I don't like waiting in airports for my bags. Even worse, I don't like waiting in airports when my bags are lost.

I don't miss going to airports and hanging out in hotel rooms.

I don't have holiday nightmares, but the worst part about holidays is airports for me. It's the travelling to it that's the pain really. But if there's a problem, I just sort it out and get on with it. What's the point of letting it ruin your holiday? It's a waste of time and a waste of life otherwise. Just open that champagne and have a ball. I've always got a drink in my hand, have you noticed that?

I'm not the biggest fan of airports. I try to arrive a few minutes before check-in closes.

A lot of the touring stuff has become a drag. Traveling itself is a drag. Anyone who's been to an airport knows that.