Max Brooks Quotes

Don't worry about your father. He's a perfectly contented, self-sufficient zombie.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

I'm a big zombie buff.

I'm a big fan of zombies, and I have a zombie tattoo on my leg.

I also love the zombie genre, my zombie fandom going way back to 'Night of the Living Dead.' And 'The Walking Dead' is truly the ultimate representation of that sensibility in the comic book genre.

I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.

A non-frightening zombie is a lame zombie.

Zombies have no memories of their former life. You wont see the undead trying to wash windows or do your taxes. All they know how to do is swarm and feed.

I'd definitely be into doing some zombie slaying music. That'd be cool.

I don't want a zombie society. I don't want to go that far.

Zombies are the real lower-class citizens of the monster world and that's why l like them.

Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.

My opinion of a good zombie walk is to loll your head as if it's a little too heavy and the muscles have begun to atrophy.

I would like to do a horror film with zombies!

The presentation of young people you often get from Hollywood is too shiny.

I really believe zombies are a threat to our national security.

Zombie purists don't even call our zombies zombies, because to be a zombie you have to be undead. That's something zombie purists can fight about for years and years to come.

Unfortunately, zombies aren’t very flammable, and it went out instantly.

I grew up with a lot of body image issues - not just about my weight, but I would always see these perfect orb, domed boobs on television, and think, "Mine don't look like that." I thought there was something wrong with me.

The dead walk among us. Zombies, ghouls-no matter what their label-these somnambulists are the greatest threat to humanity, other than humanity itself.

Sometimes, people mistake fire in the belly for too much pepperoni pizza the night before. They make a great speech and people come up to them and tell them, "You could be president." And the next thing you know, they're running, not because they really ought to or have any shot at doing it, but because they have, you know, a handful of people that tell them they are looking at the next president.

Zombies, believe me, are more terrifying than colonists.

Fight despite the crowds of the walking dead

World of words lost on the living / I take my place with the walking dead / Robbed of my voice I'm always giving / Thousands of words to this nameless dread.

I think that period dramas just need zombies.