Suzanne Collins Quotes

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

Swine!

Perhaps, Mr. President, it is because you are not a very likable man.

Kiss my ass!

Arselicker!

What a bastard!

Colby Covington is an idiot. He is so stupid.

A 'Clean Bandit' is a total bastard!

To say I wasn't such a hit with the ladies would be a very kind way of putting it. I was a slow burner, shall we say.

To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels.

He (Don Drysdale) talks very well for a guy who's had two fingers in his mouth all his life.

You are TSTL. I beg your pardon. Too stupid to live.

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.

You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge!

A very scurvy fellow.

Are you slow-witted? I'm so sorry for you. It's terrible to be dull and stupid.

Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.

I did not like the man when you showed him to me, with his hair all over his head.

I'd like to be clear that a number of people find me intolerable, and they don't hesitate to say so - which they and I cherish.

My dad called me meat head dead from the neck up.

Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches

I don't care what you think, your junk does not have special abilities.

On kissing Marilyn Monroe: It's like kissing Hitler.

Flea brain, got a hole in her head. If she wasn't good looking, she'd be better off dead.